Naturally, the Canadians kidnap their cousin from across the pond and force him to sit idly by while they create the most epic fast food fish sandwich ever, made up from fifty Filet-o-Fishes and, of course, tons of fries and bacon.
Nearly all of the northern states in the US are experiencing a snowy Arctic blast from our friends in Canada. Which is perfect timing for The Poke, as they have just published this compilation video appropriately titled The People vs Winter.
There’s no doubt that, though the movie didn’t disappoint to the level of Star Wars: Episode I, Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull will go down in history as one of cinema’s biggest let downs.
Like so many Americans, Johnnynapalm2001 was terribly curious about the European-popular bathroom cleansing device called the bidet. But now that the shame and embarrassment of buying the toilet add-on in person can be circumvented with Amazon, he decided to live life on the edge and try it out.
After a minute of troubleshooting, he finally successfully sprays himself. And of course, his reaction is priceless. “It knows! How does it know where to go?” he rhetorically questions after being hit directly.
After testing out all the settings, he’s had enough. “Omg. I’m kinda shaking a little bit. That was weird. That was really weird.”
Yes, this is what the Internet was made for. The video has quickly gone viral today after being featured on Reddit.