Just to start things off, here’s an epic Parkour fail. God that’s got to hurt. I think I pooped myself a little.
A suspected drunk driver is pulled over in Russia. To try and scare the cops off, the driver pretends to call his hot shot dad. Problem is, he uses his hand, then a pack of smokes, as the phone. Oops. Herp, derp.
This video from 2010 has exploded with traffic recently. In Judge Judy’s court a case over a stolen hang bag is being reviewed. The girl claims the two defendants stole her bag and lists the items in the bag. While she’s talking, one of the defendants says, ‘There was no ear piece in that bag, Ma’am.”
Judge Judy is shocked by his stupidity. Of course, how would he know what’s in the bag, unless he stole it. Judy says they are “Dumb and Dumber” and rules in favor of the plaintiff.
The evil company who churned out poison like Rebecca Black is still making more music videos. Will this evil never end? Will the world ever be at peace? Instead of a girl, this is a the first time a boy has gone viral. The Internet has to make a new viral category for being famous for Failing.
Devin Fox is a pure FAIL, just like his predecessors who did not make a music video with actual talent, but bought and paid for the song, title, lyrics, and music video production. My ears are bleeding and it hurts.
Here’s famous Brock’s dub version of the catasrophe. At least we can laugh a little after we cry.
There are unspoken rules on the New York City subway. Screaming and requesting people to sing is definitely a big no. After Osama’s death, one idiot on a packed subway says today is a special day and asks people to chant, ‘USA, USA.’
It’s horribly brutal. No one says a sound. New Yorkers aren’t that into mindless, meaningless chants like, ‘USA,’ especially on a packed subway. He quits after a couple shouts and everyone looks at him like he’s a dope.
Update: CNN covers the ‘story’.