May 192012
 

This Russian driver was speeding in Ukraine and was pulled over by police. While waiting for the officer, the passenger offered to his friend, “Let’s trick him in English, you know they are dumb. – Wow, right! Talk to him in English, yeah?”

When the Ukrainian officer asked for their ID, the driver just kept saying, “Sorry, English,” hoping the cop would just let them go. The idea worked until the cop had his buddy come over and answer the Russians, “Sure, I speak English.” 

When the speeder finally hands over his ID, the cop said, “Oh, Russia Federation,” and with a big smile, “Welcome to Ukraine.”